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pickle ([info]thriller) wrote,
@ 2009-07-07 15:58:00

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I don't know what to put here so I'll tell you a joke...

This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed. His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired. "FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you're always employee of the year!!" she asked, stunned. To this he responds that he had a fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired... "Oh no, not again...What did you do this time?" she asks. Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer. "You didn't!" she hoped. He blushed and replied, "Well, yes I did." Then she asks, "Did it hurt?" "No no really," answers the man. Puzzled she then asks, "Well what happened to the pickle slicer??"

He answers, "Oh, *she* got fired too!"


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[info]dcma
2009-07-07 08:45 pm UTC (link)
LMFAO

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[info]thriller
2009-07-07 08:48 pm UTC (link)
its my favorite joke

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[info]dcma
2009-07-07 08:46 pm UTC (link)
i cringed

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[info]thriller
2009-07-07 08:49 pm UTC (link)
i envisioned a lorena bobbit moment

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[info]dcma
2009-07-07 08:46 pm UTC (link)
until i realized he meant a person

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[info]thriller
2009-07-07 08:49 pm UTC (link)
that slicer must have been a vixen

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[info]stronger
2009-07-07 09:02 pm UTC (link)
okay so i didn't get it until i read her comments

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[info]stronger
2009-07-07 09:02 pm UTC (link)
i'm very well aware of my slowness, ty

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[info]beautiful
2009-07-17 05:42 am UTC (link)
i'm so tired i can't sleep and i'm awake watching the best little whorehouse in texas, sigh. i love you :( i hope i get to talk to you more tomorrow

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[info]thriller
2009-07-17 12:22 pm UTC (link)
aww i hope you got some sleep sugar. i do not know what that is but it sounds like a great porno name lmao. i love you too!! i will be on all day/night per the usual ;)

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[info]ex_numb146
2009-08-29 04:24 am UTC (link)
hi drunky add me back

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